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    Source: tumboner
    • 3 days ago
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  • nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

    nightlifemingus:

    3words-to-remember:

    nightlifemingus:

    this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

    but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

    I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

    it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

    (via leonmcgann)

    Source: nightlifemingus
    • 3 days ago
    • 44963 notes
  • Now that I’ve seen every episode of South Park I can see how I feel about Parks and Recreation.


    Edit: It’s outstanding.

    • 1 week ago
  • Mulaney would have been their chance at another Seinfeld. And they just threw it away.

    • 1 week ago
    • 9 notes
    • #mulaney
    • #nbc
  • parksandseth:

“At least someone picked up Mulaney today!”

    parksandseth:

    “At least someone picked up Mulaney today!”

    Source: parksandseth
    • 1 week ago
    • 17 notes
  • pikachu-used-surf:

mroww <3

Throwback

    pikachu-used-surf:

    mroww <3

    Throwback

    Source: pikachu-used-surf
    • 1 week ago
    • 5 notes
  • andyvantageous:

    have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you

    it’s horrible

    (via inthetardiswithedsheeran)

    Source: 5ndy
    • 1 week ago
    • 87919 notes
  • (via fuckyeahkellyclarkson)

    Source: kelly-clarkson
    • 1 week ago
    • 95 notes
  • leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

    leadinq:

    THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

    (via kateisabutt)

    Source: onceuponatime-tvshowaddiction
    • 1 week ago
    • 138280 notes
    • friend without a tumblr:   I wanna show you something
    • me:   I've seen that
    Source: pokec0re
    • 1 week ago
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